Ten Things I Hate About My Sister
Wednesday, June 28th, 2006Not many of my newfound friends know I have an older sister, Candice. I call her "Ate Can" when the conversation is serious and Tecan when I want to get something from her (he, he, he). This is actually the testimonial that she forced me to write because she wrote one for me (joke!) Since many will not be able to read it in her account, Im sharing it here with you. This is actually a peek on the "mechanisms" around our family which might probably explain how I turn out to be this way. he, he, he,
Ten Reasons to Hate My Sister, Candice
1. She has always been the smart one – she doesn’t study that much but has never learned how it is to flunk or fail
2.Because of Reason No.1, she got to study abroad – University of New South Wales at that!
3.She has never been fat – she might beg to disagree but she has never reached a waistline above 26” and hips below 34”
4.She had her fairytale ending – married the love of her life (meaning he loves her to death) and they live happily with the handsomest, smartest kid in the world, Jack (which makes me a very doting aunt).
5.She can cook, sew, do crafts, work on house interiors - Martha Stewart, is that you?
6.She can play volleyball, bowling and badminton among others – inspite her small, frail frame.
7.She can have any hair style she wants – long or short, curly or straight, with bangs, layered, etc.
8.She always works on a list and a budget – for groceries, for clothes, for make-up, for shoes, for bags, for gifts and sticks to it (is there such a thing as a disciplined woman shopper?)
9.She never looks stressed and is always poised (because she leaves all the hard work and dirty job to us, her poor sisters =)) ; and
10. Inspite of me being unlovable most of the time, she adores me just the same! (Don’t I just hate her for that?)